US Presidential Elections for JU Students

Entirely speculative. Slightly pointless post. Purposeful people to please avoid.

With the elections for the Most Powerful Person on Earth due soon, there has been a lot of ill-informed speculation on who/what the two sides - Democrats and Republicans - stand for.
For students (past, present and future) of Jadavpur University, here is a quick primer (culled from the chat transcripts of two ex-students):

American politics is like JU Engineering.
Democrat is Chemical Engineering - full of youthful pansies.
Republican is Mechanical. You are always looking for a scrape. No matter how much you screw up, you are proud of yourself. And of course, if there is a good-looking woman standing for election, you vote for her. Period.